Chuck Norris is my Hero No More

I was telling a friend about chucknorrisfacts.com, and I decided to check out the Chuck Norris facts-page on Wikipedia.
I stumbled upon this terrible piece of information:

One of the satirical "facts" made of Norris states that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." Upon hearing this, Chuck replied:

It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things—and so can you."^[3]

What the hell man! I mean I realize he's from some shitty backwater in Oklahoma (which, in 2000 had, and I quote, "894 people, 358 households, four registered prostitute[s] and 233 families residing in the town"), but that doesn't excuse the fact that THE Chuck Norris believes in intelligent design. Don't even get me started on intelligent design, that's just laughing in the face of facts.
I don't, by any means, get my sense of absolute certainty from Walker Texas Ranger, but come one man. Chuck Norris and intelligent design. What is the world coming to?...