Shaving the Wrong Way

When I woke up this morning, my skin felt tight. Tight, like maybe the hairs on my face couldn't break through the skin.
I check the mirror, and what do I find?
Zits. Lots of them. In the very places where my razor travelled upwards yesterday.
I'm 28, I'm not supposed to have zits damn it!
And it's not for lack of hygiene either!

I guess I have only myself to blame for taking that nutjob's advice, but that doesn't make it suck any less.