Father

I just spoke to a very good childhood friend of mine, and he tells me he's going to be a father in June. That's awesome! I wish him all the luck in the world. Not that I'd like to be in his shoes, but what the hell, if he likes it, then I'm all for that!
Also, I have another very good friend who's going to be a mom somewhere in mid-December. Also very cool.
Not only is it cool because my friends are becoming parents, but it's also cool because it makes me feel so young!

Personally, I don't see myself becoming a father ever. EVER. I really really don't like kids.